JSD prompts

[bluedreaming]

boy: you have really pretty eyes...
me: *suspicious* thank you...???
boy: *leans in slowly*
me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!

— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead) December 13, 2014

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) April 8, 2016

There is a supermarket in Moscow. Instead of groceries, it sells dreams.

— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) April 24, 2016

pic.twitter.com/tlBRtwoyZ3

— Archillect (@archillect) April 21, 2016

when u ask ur mom if she needs help and she says no then she says "No one helps me in this house" pic.twitter.com/QaXQNJSAkV

— 9GAG (@9GAG) April 26, 2016

a sims story pic.twitter.com/lVw7LY5vNR

— storytime (@tumblrstorytime) April 29, 2016

All I want to do is to climb inside you.

— A Murder Of Crows (@TheWellOfSongs) April 30, 2016

this just messed me up pic.twitter.com/32bSiXjAP0

— Sincerely Tumblr (@SincerelyTumblr) April 30, 2016